Shipping and return policies for Sasquatch

Shipping Info
Hello shoppers! Please note that we use USPS mail for all of our shipping needs. It's the cheapest option for you, the customer. With that in mind, the shipping calculator here on bandcamp doesn't give us the most "accurate" costs for mailing. Hell, sometimes it's not even in the ballpark. Therefore, the prices you see upon checkout may be on the conservative side.

Fear not!!! You will always get a confirmation email from us and if the actual shipping costs are less than you were charged, we will always refund you for any overage! We're not in the game of raping you on shipping and handling fees. We take a modest $1 for packaging materials and the trip to the post office and then $1 to help offset charge fees.

If you do not get a confirmation email, please email us at beardedpirates at to check on an order. Now hit the store!

Team Sasquatch
Return Policy
Sorry, Charlie. No refunds. We do our best to describe all items as accurately as possible. If you'd like an exchange because you ordered the wrong size, we can do that...but you will need to pay for return shipping both ways. We're not trying to be dicks, it's just that the exchange costs us more than the price of a shirt itself. We're not unloading the 1000s and 1000s of shirts that would potentially allow us to do free exchanges. Again, sorry for the weak-ass return policy.